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| Nov 21, 2016 | SJCAM SJ5000x Elite action camera review | When looking at the budget action camera market there are few brands that stand out from the crowd. SJCAM is one of them. The company has built up a reputation for delivering quality action cameras at attractive price points and, most impor... |
| Jan 19, 2011 | Lawyer Bait: The iFrame Digital Picture Frame | I wonder whether the creators of this particular digital picture frame know that Apple actually has something called iFrame. I mean, sure, it’s just a really dumb (and more or less defunct) resolution, but still, if you’re going to make an ... |
| May 18, 2010 | Penthouse "smallest" watch phone is neither the smallest nor related to Penthouse | This weird monstrosity is the Penthouse watch phone. It’s creators claim that it is the “smallest” watch phone available, which is, as we see, a lie. It’s not even smaller than the crazy Kempler & Strauss W Phone, another good idea gone... |
| Apr 21, 2010 | Wait a second, this cheapo MP3 watch actually looks great | I can’t be the only one that thinks this brandless Chinese MP3-player wristwatch is tastefully designed. And really metal? With an audio recording feature as well? Hell, this is SkyMall –quality material. It’s only got 4GB of space, but if ... |
| Feb 16, 2010 | LED Laser Fingers! Finally! | Oh snap, my main man! I’ve been waiting on LED Laser Fingers for disco get down. Hot dog! Give me your dials, pretty lady. Let’s talk, why not?! Hot for party!
Okay you guys, for real. Here’s the score. You get eight “multi colored mini lig... |
| Feb 11, 2010 | Finally! A color changing LED shower head that includes a remote control | The long wait is finally over, friends. While color-changing LED showerheads are nothing new, there’s finally one with a remote control included.
Chinavasion sells the product and asks the question we’d all ask sooner or later:
Who needs an... |
| Feb 4, 2010 | Cell phone has built in cigarette lighter. In other news, I have officially seen it all. | Straight out of China comes “The Machismo!” – billed as “the world’s hottest cigarette lighter mobile phone.” Does that mean there’s more than one? Like, are there other, lesser, not-as-hot cell phones with built-in cigarette lighters? Noth... |
| Dec 11, 2009 | Facial recognition door locks keep you pad safe from undesireables | Security technology has been really moving forward lately for both home and commercial use. A prime example of this is the Face Recognition Door lock. While this is designed more for the commercial market, it could be adapted to home use fa... |
| Oct 30, 2009 | Convergence! Fancy lighter packs an 8GB USB drive, costs $35 | If you’re dedicated to smoking or camping (or smoking while camping), then there’s a good chance you’ve purchased a nice refillable metal lighter in the past. But the past is the past and sooner or later you’ll need to step into the future ... |
| Oct 21, 2009 | LED color lighting kit FINALLY available for your Festivus pole | Today is an exciting day, my friends. Yes, today’s the day I can say with 100% certainty that I have now officially seen it all. Chinavasion is selling not an entire Festivus pole, but merely an LED lighting kit FOR YOUR EXISITING FESTIVUS ... |
| Oct 8, 2009 | Portable gaming emulator costs $81, runs multiple systems | Portable gaming emulators: Can there be too many on the market? I submit, “No.” The more the merrier, as they say. Here’s a new arrival from Chinavasion that looks like it might have a decent D-pad and well-placed buttons. The “Gemei x760+”... |
| Aug 24, 2009 | GPS-enabled watch lets you retrace your steps | Here’s a big, fat GPS-enabled wristwatch that’ll allow you to walk around and then see where you walked around on Google Maps. You can also use it to find your way back to a certain location and even geo-tag photos to boot. There’s 8 megaby... |
| Aug 7, 2009 | Aptly-named 'Mozart' media player looks like a piano | Hey guys. Having some popcorn while watching digital video files from an enclosure that looks like a piano? Cool. Thanks for getting your hair all put together, too. Lookin’ good my main man. You too, other guy.
Chinavasion offers the “Moza... |
| Jul 22, 2009 | Otherwise delicious-looking hamburger flash drive ruined by weird product image | Please witness an 8GB flash drive in the form of a hamburger. It costs about $28, looks delicious, and is available from Chinavasion. Pretty straightforward so far, no?
Well as I was scrolling through the product page, my curiosity piqued b... |
| Jul 15, 2009 | Introducing 'The Quantum' — finally, a true iPhone killer | Can’t afford an iPhone? Don’t want to be locked into a two-year contract? Introducing “The Quantum” — just like the iPhone, except not at all like the iPhone.
3G data? Nope. But it does feature two SIM card slots and can work worldwide on m... |
| Jul 10, 2009 | Solar-powered flashlight features LEDs, lithium-ion battery | When the power goes out and you finally find your flashlight, it’s invariably out of batteries. Soon you’ll be able to buy a solar-powered flashlight from Chinavasion. It’s got a built-in lithium-ion battery and uses white LEDs with a rated... |
| Jun 30, 2009 | Solar Vest: For those times you actually have to go outside for some reason | This is a solar vest. You can tell because it says SOLAR VEST in big letters across the shoulders, right above the four weatherproof solar panels. This fine gentleman is carrying more than a few gadgets in the pockets of his SOLAR VEST, whi... |
| May 11, 2009 | Wii Fit Balance Board now comes in 'knockoff blue' | Looking for a Wii Balance Board but don’t want to have to buy Wii Fit just to get one? Well you, my friend, are in luck.
While haphazardly stumbling around Chinavasion.com, I happened upon this knockoff Balance Board that looks an awful lot... |
| Mar 31, 2009 | Portable game emulator looks like a Game Boy Micro, plays all sorts of ROMs | Now here’s a portable emulator system that actually looks nice and has an old-school four way gamepad. Chinavasion’s Multi Platform Portable Gaming Entertainment Station “is often lovingly called the Delightfully Small (DS) gaming entertain... |
| Feb 18, 2009 | Cassette MP3 player uses finger twisting for charging and song skipping | There are so many wonderful things about this MP3 player idea. It’s not an actual product yet, but here are the basics. First, just like old school cassettes, you’ll need to choose a tape length: 45 minutes, 60 minutes, or 90 minutes. The h... |
| Feb 18, 2009 | Wristwatch-like Bluetooth accessory | These wrist-worn Bluetooth doodads seem to strike a delicate balance between full-fledged cell phones and feature-limited watch phones while at the same time alleviating the need to have a Bluetooth headset stuck in your ear all day. So ins... |
| Jan 19, 2009 | Fashionable(?) wristband charges your phone | Get right outta town, I would actually use this. It’s a somewhat unassuming wristband (looks like it’s made of rubber) that serves double duty as an emergency charger for your small devices.
The innards include a 1500mAh lithium ion battery... |
| Jan 2, 2009 | Plug-in car AV gizmo with 4GB of storage, FM transmitter, and 1.5-inch screen | Billed as "an ultra portable car media player with FM transmitter function," the Plug-in Car MP4 Player from Chinavasion appears to be a pretty simple and straightforward solution to getting some music and movies going in your car... |
| Apr 24, 2008 | Cassette MP3 player works in your car or on its own | I remember seeing a prototype (or something similar) of this kind of device maybe a couple of years ago and thought it was a pretty good idea. For those of you who have old cassette decks (or new ones, even) in your car but have gone all di... |
| Mar 17, 2008 | Review: Keychain Breathalyzer + Flashlight | Behold the Chinavasion.com Breathalyzer Keychain Car Gadget with built-in flashlight and stopwatch. It costs a meager $4.43 — far less than other breathalyzer gadgets — and it seems to work although it tops out at a 0.05 blood alcohol conte... |
| Mar 1, 2008 | Girl repellant has 8GB of memory, 1.8-inch screen | Here it is, fellas. You’ve been waiting ages for the ultimate statement piece to wear on your wrist that’ll keep the ladies away for good so you can concentrate on D&D and WoW and watching swimming videos.
Anyway, this watch has a humon... |
| Jan 23, 2008 | Solar-powered handheld with built-in NES emulation | Portable NES and Game Boy emulation without having to stop for batteries? I like. You can also use the solar panels to recharge your cell phone and other small devices. There’s a 3.5-inch screen (320×240), 2GB of internal storage plus the a... |
| Jul 31, 2007 | CrunchGear Spy Edition: GPS Jammer For Your Car | The Anti-Tracker GPS jamming gadget from China is perfect for spies or paranoid individuals who think they’re significant other is tracking all their movements. It’s powered by your car’s lighter socket and claims to knock out GPS logging o... |